"Weekend Update"
POEHLER -- "The National Zoo in Washington, D.C. has seen a marked increase in merchandise sales and visitors since the birth of their new panda cub, 'Ka-Ching Ka-Ching.'"
FEY -- "The movie 'Brokeback Mountain' opened this week. The movie is making history as the first western ever where the good guys get it in the end ... That joke was sent to me by my 72-year-old father, Don Fey."
POEHLER -- "A judge in Oregon has told Sam Buck that she cannot call her coffee shop Sambuck's, because it violates the trademark of Starbucks. This does not bode well for my new coffee shop named after my yellow lab Dunkin Dog Nuts."