What the heck?

Look, I knew coming here was gonna be hard but c'mon now...I figured In 'n Out was a West Coast thing but no Jack in the Box in NYC? Or Carl's Jr? The only Taco Bell I've seen is at school. Theres like 2 McDonald's on every block here. I think Ronny Mac owns the city. I mean, I'm not complaining that much 'cause I'm a big fan of the guy but dude, theres no burger I can order that has bacon on it! By the way, this whole East Coast Whitecastle thing...yeah, no thanks buddy, you guys suck.